February 2012
39 posts
WHY DID I GET MARRIED TOO
Angela: What is this, an intervention? That has absolutely nothing to do with this. I know how to tell! If your man goes to work all day long and then comes home smelling like a fresh bar of soap, something’s up. I ain’t got time to be sitting around all day guessing…
Sheila: Relationships are supposed to be about… trust.
Angela: Now I’m an ol’ skool fool. I’m checking his bank statements, I’m checking his credit card statements, I’m checking his time card at work and I’m comparing it to the hours he said he was working and it better match the amount of money he’s bringing home. I’m checking his cell phone bill, I’m checking the numbers he was calling on his cell phone bill. I’m checking his mileage in the car. His job is 10.5 miles, school is 2.1 miles, I check the mileage when he goes to Terry and Diane’s house- it is 6.7 miles! And when any of those miles come back 2.2 or 5.6 or 7.9 or 10.7 if he comes back and I see 4.8 and a ½ of a mile that means he came from Keisha’s house, he rolled to the store to get some breath spray,
Sheila: Do you check his pulse when he walks through the door?
Angela: His resting heart rate is 42 beats a minute. If Marcus comes home to the house and he claims he was at work all day and that resting heart beat is 58 beats a minute; he been cheating!
Dianne: I’m not doing all that; that’s a full time job!
Sheila: Exactly!
Angela: The bottom line is that I have to check him. All of that I spent training that man on how to be right for me, you think that I really am going to let some other woman take all that on-the-job training?
Dianne: Well is he a man or a puppy?
Angela: He ain’t either one. That’s why I got his cell phone right here and I’m waiting for it to ring!
FUNNIEST DIALOGUE EVER IN A MOVIE
WOW LANG.
Eh yung umasa ka at nabigyan ng pagasa tapos biglang binawi sayo sa isang iglap?
JasperWrites: Bigo →
jasperbie:
Naranasan mo na ba ‘yung nasa loob ka ng jeep, traffic, may konting distansya na lang papunta doon sa dapat mong babaan? Tapos, heto ka, bumaba. Mas pinili mong maglakad. Pagbaba mo, biglang umandar ‘yung sinasakyan mong jeep?
Tangina diba?
Nakakapanghinayang lang. Sayang kasi ‘yung “effort”.
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Honestly, my board rating is haunting me.
but I think Passing the boards is more important. Thank God for my supportive mother.
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Hindi ko pa 100 percent naabsorb pero..
YEHEY! I passed the boards.
NLE post to be followed..
Words cant explain how much I feel right now.
“I am leaving you with a gift— peace of mind and heart. And the peace I give...”
– John 14:27 (via dailydoseoflight)
Pray for me.
RANT
Chris Brown deserved that Grammy award. Beating a woman doesnt define his talents right? Still he’s the most talented compared to other RNB artists out there. STILL THE BEST
That super awkward moment when you're having a...
detectivesexymcbadass:
while listening to
Adele
Celine Dion
Whitney Houston
Eric Clapton
and Elton John
Then you find out that Whitney Houston has died.
HAAAAAAAAAY! →
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35.6% lang daw pumasa sa NLE accdg. to Carmencita...
Im going crazy.
Sobrang mixed emotions na nararamdaman ko.
Gusto ko nang tumakas at magpunta ng probinsya.
DOOMSDAY is near… pero still, I trust God whatever may happen.
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OMFG!!!!!!!
Ano kaya ung tweet ni Carl Balita na “Feb 4 is an important day”?
Siyettt. Ang kabog lang ng dibdib ko to the max na.
January 2012
39 posts
FIRST 10 TO REBLOG. MUST BE FOLLOWING ME. →
omgitsjulia:
One of you will get the unfollower tracker!
One of you will have a solo promotion.
Must be following; I will check.
Must reach 10 notes.
No likes and reblog only once.
